An indecent proposal.

‘OFFICIANT’:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness a truly beautiful occasion. If you are comfortably seated, then we may begin.

Do you, ‘NAME’ take hoping and longing to be your lifelong companions?
Do you promise to always expect something you may never get?
Do you often cry yourself to sleep on lonely nights?
Do you promise to daydream at every free moment about bumping into him in the supermarket, or at a bar, smiling at your own stupid thoughts?
Do you crave someone to hold your hand, hug you tight, never let you go and share your worries and troubles?
Do you think you have been single so long that you’ll never know how to love?

‘NAME’:
I do.